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Doctor Strange explaining how he found the sanctum in a completely different New York City:

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Wanda: Give me America.

Stephen: No, you’ll just kill her.

Wanda: What? No. I love kids. Obviously I’m going to adopt her.

Stephen: Wait, what?

Wanda: I’m a childless mother and she’s a motherless child. Furthermore, I’m the only Wanda without kids and she’s the only America in the entire multiverse. Our backstories mirror each other perfectly. I’ll take her under my wing, help her hone her gifts, and then we can traverse the multiverse and work together to find my boys and her moms.

Stephen: Oh. That actually makes a lot more sense than saying that you’re evil now because of a book and going to horrendous, unnecessary lengths to essentially kidnap another version of your sons and presumably murder some other version of yourself to get them.

Wanda: Right???

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My sexuality is Doctor Strange putting down his drink, taking out his cloak (which was disguised as a pocket square), and twirl-jumping off a balcony.

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Reed Richards: Wanda come on. Be serious. You can’t beat us I mean look at us. We’re so powerful we can kill you any moment. Just stop and go home please. Come on now

Wanda:

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If I had a nickel for every time Patrick Stewart’s Professor X has been murdered on screen by a red-headed woman who used to be a hero who could read minds a little and had some telekinesis but then gained godlike powers to alter reality at will making her nearly unstoppable and eventually evil, I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.